Cthulhu is coming. The signs are all around us.
Who is Cthulhu? Only the baddest mother of a dark squid god to ever lurk in the depths of the universe.
Why is he coming? To conquer this world and sap our collective psychic energies for his own nefarious purposes.
How do we know he's coming? Because his agents of darkness are all around us. They carry names such as Spencer Pratt, Tiger Woods, Sarah Palin and Avatar. They seek to subvert our society with their idiocy and ineptness and misdirect us from their dark squid lord's impending arrival.
Luckily, this blog exists to serve as a beacon of light against Cthulhu and his minions. Knowledge is our best weapon against the Squid Lord, so we strive to educate and arm you for the coming conflict. So read on and prepare yourself for the coming of Cthulhu!
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Who is Cthulhu?
Who is Cthulhu? Only the baddest mother of a dark squid god to ever lurk in the depths of the universe.
Why is he coming? To conquer this world and kill us for his own nefarious purposes.
How do we know he's coming? Because his agents of darkness are all around us. They carry names such as Spencer Pratt, Tiger Woods, Sarah Palin and Avatar. They seek to subvert our society with their idiocy and ineptness and misdirect us from their dark squid lord's impending arrival.
Why is he coming? To conquer this world and kill us for his own nefarious purposes.
How do we know he's coming? Because his agents of darkness are all around us. They carry names such as Spencer Pratt, Tiger Woods, Sarah Palin and Avatar. They seek to subvert our society with their idiocy and ineptness and misdirect us from their dark squid lord's impending arrival.
What Does Cthulhu Look Like?
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